the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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