I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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