How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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