is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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