The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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