if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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