counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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