so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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