Umm I'm too high to move.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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