my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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