I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My pussy is not your playground.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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