i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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