FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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