I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
