They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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