these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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