We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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