I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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