the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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