I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize