ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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