I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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