How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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