he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
There r osticjed everywhere
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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