Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dick very happy bro
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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