just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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