What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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