So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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