I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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