sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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