how can u be prego again
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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