I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
