was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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