Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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