Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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