Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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