I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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