Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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