I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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