Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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