She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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