Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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