I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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