he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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