I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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