Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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