I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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