I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
worst night to have a conscience
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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