On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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