So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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