JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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