He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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