I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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