This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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