Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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