Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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