She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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